What if Karkat wasn’t grumpy.
What if he was actually freakishly happy and positive.
Like.
Psychotically happy.
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What if Karkat wasn’t grumpy.
What if he was actually freakishly happy and positive.
Like.
Psychotically happy.
the notes
I cant
hlep em

WHY IS THIS STILL BEING REBLOGGED
PLEASE be careful if you are thinking of doing any of these things! The plastic bottles that Methylated Spirits and Windex are kept in (both of which are very toxic for human consumption!) often absorb the liquids in them, even after a thorough washing.
Stick to the vodka and mayo jokes, and don’t put your health on the line by doing something as outright stupid as reusing the plastic containers of hazardous chemicals for food.
OMG OMG OMG
instead of classes… FANDOMS!!
I WOULD BE THE HAPPIEST PERSON ON THIS PLANET.
MY LIFE NEEDS THIS
Why does this one have 500+ notes and the others have 5???

Might I say I love Gamzee and FemKar, I really think there should be more of it. But anywuzits, Gamzee would practically do whatever Karkat says to make her happy. This makes a lot of guys call him whipped. Karkat would be really hard to get physical contact from because she is not comfortable with other people and herself. She would kinda be awkward because she looks like a boy and tries to look feminine. Gamzee likes her anyway possible.
REVERSE
Karkat would totally have weird short guy syndrome. Because he managed to get this weird rock and roll looking goddess he would be over jealous. It doesn’t help cause Gamzee would dress provocative. Not because she is a hoe, cause in reality she should probably be a nudist and clothes are really kind of bothersome. Actually that seems like Gamzee anyway. In a matter of fact I think I’m going to do a comic on that. I love this couple probably just as much cause I love that weird awkward loving couple.
good gravy. thirds time’s a charm, right? well anyway this is from a gamkar chat about headcanons between me and kar, this usually happens at ungodly hours of the night- what i like to call our witching hours- when we go out into the woods and brew up mischief and cackle grossly and shit. this comic turned out pretty vague although the rough was more straightforward! i decided to leave those parts out cuz you ain’t the boss of me. let’s hope this post actually goes through hehe ‘v’

“No Good Deed”
Sung by actorsAllusion as The Sufferer
Lyrical rewriting by actorsAllusion
Sufferer:FUCKERS!!!
AyemCessGeth Hekem Hekem
Hekem Quam AyemCessGeth
AyemCessGeth Hekem Hekem
Hekem Quam AyemCessGethLet them tear at my flesh
Let my blood leave them stained
As they beat me
On this pillar chained
Feel my bones as they break
Hear their taunts and their cries
In this dark hour
My hope finally dies
My hope finally dies!!!
AyemCessGeth Hekem Hekem
Hekem Quam AyemCessGeth
AyemCessGeth Hekem Hekem
Hekem Quam Ayem…Ayem…ahhh…What good is this praying
They don’t even care what I’m saying
Everyone one of them clamors for my demise
My teachings were useless
Ramblings fit for a madtroll
Now at the end of life my words all seem, little more than lies!No good deed goes unpunished
No talk of peace or love goes unresented
No good deed goes unpunished
That’s my new creed
My road of good intentions
Lead where such roads always lead
No good deed
Goes unpunished
Mother
Psiioniic
Disciple
Disciple
One question haunts and hurts
Too much too much to mention
Were my dreams really the truth
Or just a foolish invention
It seems my dreams have lead
All those i care for now to die
If that’s all they were good for
Maybe that’s the reason why
No good deed goes unpunished
My death it seems all fate did predetermine
No good deed goes unpunished
All trolls now heedthis is my final sermonAll right enough so be it
So be it then
Let all of you be agreed
I’m a traitor through and through
Since i can not succeed Alternia saving you
I promise no good deed
Will I attempt to do
Again
Ever again
No good deed
Will I do
Again!
Note: In lieu of the incantations from the Grimmerie of the original song, I had the Sufferer chanting an Alternian prayer, using the names of Daedric runes as the language.